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Electromagnetic Networks Laboratories Press Releases

• breaking — Electromagnetic Networks releases a new hit single! Press release forthcoming!
• April 21st, 2009: Electromagnetic Networks sells out.
• June 30th, 2004: Electromagnetic Networks goes Tango-Uniform.
• March 8th, 2003: Electromagnetic Networks discovers the Gin 'n' Juicer.
• November 27th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks desecrates the networking arena.
• October 28th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks celebrates three years of innovation!
• All press releases

Electromagnetic Networks Recording Studios Releases

• March 29th, 2013: After 11 years, Electromagnetic Networks analyzes on-disk storage structures.
• October 19th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks discusses the experience of running A Slow Compiler.
• April 28th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks presents for your enjoyment I Ground Myself.
• February 25th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks declares What We Like About Juice!
• November 10th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks proudly announces the release of their new networking anthem: The Bad Packet.
• All studio releases

In the Electromagnetic Networks Store

• Now for sale: Clue Sticks, in the popular Clue-by-Four, Clue-by-Six, and Clue-by-Eight sizes.
• Ready for purchase: Emergency Field Trouser Replacement Kits, in a wide range of sizes and colors.
• Available now: Redundant Arrays of Independent Paperweights, with many options and accessories.
• All Electromagnetic Networks merchandise

Other Exciting Electromagnetic Networks News

• September 8th, 2001: digi.no has linked to us. Hilsener!
• September 7th, 2001: We just got slashdotted. Greetings, all.
• September 7th, 2001: BBspot has linked to us. Greetings!
• September 7th, 2001: Solaris Central has linked to us. Greetings!
• September 6th, 2001: Computerworld Denmark has linked to us. Hilsener!
• Somewhat Less Exciting Electromagnetic Networks News

Electromagnetic Networks Celebrates May

May 2002 was the unfortunate evidence of what happens when the Board of Directors chooses to listen to the nephew of the CTO. We have chosen to immortalize this blunder to serve as caution in future. Read our attempt at marketing.

May 2001 was Gin Month here at Electromagnetic Networks, and we commemorated the occasion by providing gin-related media all month long! Let the jubilee begin!