May is Gin Month at Electromagnetic Networks!

Frequently Unasked Questions About Gin Month

1. So why did you decide to do this?

   Our love of gin. Also because we thought it would be amusing. Also also because we're idiots. But we repeat ourselves.

2. Why is there nothing on the weekends?

   We'll give you one guess. It starts with a 'G' and ends with an 'in'.

3. Were you drinking gin when you came up with each idea?

   Yup. You're good at this game!

4. No, I mean, were you drinking gin constantly, each day, all day, while you worked on each idea?

   Oh, hell yeah.

5. So how are your livers doing?

   Fine, thank you.

6. Boy, your comics suck.

   That's not a question.

7. Why do your comics suck?

   We don't draw very well sober.

8. And there are only four drawings total!

   See our answer to Question Six.

9. Why are there only four damn drawings total?

   Because drawing them neatly enough to scan sucks. A lot. Mostly because we're not very good at it. See our answer to Question Seven.

10. Why does your poetry suck so much?

    See Question Four.

11. Why do French people suck so much?

    Glad you asked. Look here!

12. So why is the film clip four days long?

    We could give you some reason involving how the clip reflects the high quality of all of our Electromagnetic Networks products, but then we'd sound like the former CEO of the company where we work days. It took three fucking days to finish at all - it was going to stay up for a while. I mean, that's lots longer than it took to do any of the comics.

13. So, are you going to do this again any time soon?

    Oh, fuck no.

14. I hate gin and I hate you too!

    Get in line.