Limericks for May 9th

I always shall love to drink gin And each and all of its kin Taking shot after shot Makes me feel pretty hot Just look at the size of my grin!
	There was a young boozer named Hank Who daily consumed only Tanq He was told it was water By the minister's daughter She meant it to be quite a prank.
Don't make a Molotov outta Saphhire. You ought to trust me, I've tried this in prior Times, to great dismay - There's simply no way That the martini will stay set a-fire.
	You always should drink up your gin And get ev'ry drop past your chin It's a wonderful source Of nutrient, of course, Like mineral, or vitamin.
There once was an ice fisher named Fisher Who went fishing for fish in a fissure. A big fish with a grin Pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

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