Electromagnetic Networks is proud to present StupoR, the most drunkenness you can pack into a single pill. Just pop a StupoR, wash it down with some gin, and slip comfortably into a drunken stupor for the rest of the evening. There's nothing like a StupoR to make the world lose that sharp edge. Remember, StupoR: Better Drunkenness Through Technology ^(TM)!

Warning: StupoR may cause a low occurrence of side effects, including loss of fine motor control, drooling, lack of coherency, and dry mouth. Occurrence was approximately as frequent as with a sugar pill (washed down with gin). You should not operate heavy machinery after taking StupoR. Those on MAO inhibitors ought to refrain from using StupoR. Always see your doctor before starting any new medication.

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