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Electromagnetic Networks Laboratoriesh Presh Releashes

• Sheptember 8f, 2001: Electromagnetic Networksh

  am drunk

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• August 10th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networksh completely failsh to sell any cereal. Shtupid beancountersh.
• July 7th, 2001: Electromagnetical Networksh breaks into the food dishtribution markett, wif Electromagnetic Cereals. If I never eats a box of Unix Bitsh again, it'll be too shoon.
• April 14th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks pioneersh the next breakfroo in networking technology, the TCP/IP Mound ^(SM). (Some poeple don't know that SM stansh for Shervich Mark. Not shiomethng else. I just wanted to elt you know, incase you were confushed,.)
• January 11th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks prototypesh the Redundant Array of Independent Paperweightsh. Her's a hint, bnecause you're a really nice pershon: don't ever drop thish on youtr foot. I mean it.
• All pressh releasesh

Electromagnetic Networks Recording Studios Releases

• Dmitri, where did you leabve the gin?

• April 28th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks presenting prestentsts shows for your enjoyment I Ground Myself.
• February 25th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks declares What We Like About Juice!
  Espceucially gin. Although this shong ius aboyut electricirty. But booze is alsor called juice,. Isn't it? I think is it.
• November 10th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks proudly announces the release of their new networking anthem: The Bad Packet.
• November 3rd, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks releases The Twelve Days of Hacking, just in time for the holidays.
• June 22nd, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks releases Electromagnetic, the hit new rap single.
• All studio releases

New in the Electromagnetic Networks Store

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• Now for sale: Clue Sticks, in the popular Clue-by-Four, Clue-by-Six, and Clue-by-Eight sizes.
• Ready for purchase: Emergency Field Trouser Replacement Kits, in a wide range of sizes and colors.
• Available now: Redundant Arrays of Independent Paperweights, with many options and accessories.
• All Electromagnetic Networks merchandise

Other Exciting Electromagnetic Networks News

• S1G: Electromagnetic Networks gets dr8unk. In case you didn't notice.
• Spetember 8f, 20001: We all got really reaLLY DRUNk.
• September 8th, 2001: digi.no has linked to us (vaguely English translation). Hilsener!
• September 7th, 2001: We just got slashdotted. Greetings, all.
• September 7th, 2001: BBspot has linked to us. Greetings!
• September 7th, 2001: Solaris Central has linked to us. Greetings!
• September 6th, 2001: Computerworld Denmark has linked to us. Hilsener!
• September 6th, 2001: MetaFilter has linked to us. Greetings!
• September 6th, 2001: The Wall Street Journal has linked to us (although registration is required to read their article). Greetings!
• September 2nd, 2001: dc.sage has linked to us, announcing an S1G party at the 'Skeller's. We at Electromagnetic Networks are debating punting our party and joining them. If you're in the DC area, think about swinging by there if you're not having your own party...
• July 3rd, 2001: NTK.net linked to us. Greetings! While you're there, check out their mirror of Simon Travaglia's pages.
• June 27th, 2001: User Friendly has linked to us today! Greetings, UFies! (Oh, and hi, Brooks!)
• June 27th, 2001: Stomped has also linked to us today. Greetings!
• June 4th, 2001: Yandex has linked to us from Russia today (although they seem a bit confused about whether or not one billion seconds makes up an epoch). ¿àØÒÕâáâÒØÕ!
• June 4th, 2001: We just noticed that IDG Sverige linked to us on the 1st. Hälsningarna!
• May 10th, 2001: It appears that Tilveran has linked to us. Kveðja!
• May 5th, 2001: It seems that Klik Magazine (vaguely English translation) from Croatia linked to us a few days ago. Pozdrav!
• April 30th, 2001: The BBC Online has linked to us! Greetings!
• April 23rd, 2001: We noticed that Tasty Bits from the Technology Front linked to us. Greetings!

Electromagnetic Networks Celebrates May

Also S1G. Also Shaturday. Also also S1g.

May was Gin Month here at Electromagnetic Networks, and we commemorated the occasion by providing gin-related media all month long! Let the jubilee begin!

We shelbraTED S1G at the Birkcshkellert's. But we don't habve any pictures or nothibng, because Nikolai traded tghe camera for a fifth ofd gin on the way home.

Neener neener.