Electromagnetic Networks Laboratories Press Releases
- June 30th, 2004: Electromagnetic Networks goes Tango-Uniform.
- March 8th, 2003: Electromagnetic Networks discovers the Gin 'n' Juicer.
- November 27th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks desecrates the networking arena.
- October 28th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks celebrates three years of innovation!
- August 9th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks discovers
the Booze-o-Matic.
- May 1st, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks unveils a
bold new slogan!
- March 25th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks discovers the line.
- February 18th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks revolutionizes the kitchen experience.
- January 8th, 2002: Electromagnetic Networks releases a breakthrough in
gardening technology with the Hoe-Hose.
- September 26th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks develops the
next generation in Fake Plastic Smartass
technology.
- September 10th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks presents the world's
first clock to countdown to UNIX's 1 Gigasecond
milestone.
- September 10th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks apologizes.
- August 10th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks completely fails to sell any cereal.
- July 7th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks breaks into the food
distribution market, with Electromagnetic
Cereals.
- April 14th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks pioneers the next
breakthrough in networking technology, the TCP/IP
Mound (SM).
- January 11th, 2001: Electromagnetic Networks prototypes the Redundant Array of Independent Paperweights.
- November 28th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks perfects the Emergency Field Trousers Replacement Kit.
- November 5th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks discovers that science sucks.
- September 9th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks presents the world's first
clock to countdown to UNIX's 1 Billion second
milestone.
- August 6th, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks
develops the first retail and
the first OEM Clue-by-Fours(TM), along
with the related Neural Access Interface Layer.
- June 21st, 2000: Electromagnetic Networks announces development of the
MOSPHET.
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