11/05/00: For immediate release
Keywords: Scientific Process, Suck Quotient
While researching a new breakthrough that Electromagnetic Networks is pioneering, our engineers discovered that science sucks. One engineer explored the idea by pointing out that the scientific method sucks. Another engineer corrected him with "No, science really sucks." "God damn, it sucks," clarified the first engineer.
In an effort to precisely determine how much science sucks, we conducted a series of experiments, all of which sucked. It has been found that science sucks nearly a whole Lovelace; to be precise, 0.94326 Ll (+/- 2.5%), just above that of Paul Reiser. The bar graph to the right details the relative suck factor of science, as compared to other things that suck.
Upon discovering the exact amount that all of these things suck, it was noted once again that the scientific process sucks. "Yeah, nearly as much as Paul Reiser does," was quickly pointed out. "Boy, I want to kick him in the head," was the rejoinder.
The claim that science sucks has been found quite easy to expand upon. One of our engineers, who has studied nuclear physics extensively, highlighted the point that buckling factors suck a great deal. His coworker emphasized that computer science heavily sucks as well. "Database engine design really sucks," is a telling quote.
Despite the massive quantity that science sucks, it is important to keep in mind that not everything that sucks is useless. The point graph to the left demonstrates the relationship between utility and suck factor of several elements of daily life.
All of this scientific enquiry sucked so much that all of our engineers had to immediately seek out all of the alcoholic spirits in the immediate vicinity, with the unfortunate consequence of proving experimentally that running out of beer does indeed suck less than science, but sucks a great deal nonetheless.
(One exception to the things that suck was found during this entire low air pressure activity - bottle openers are incredibly useful, in fact, nearly as useful as science, but suck much much less than science does.)
Once the lack of potent potables was confirmed by all of the other engineers, the task of attempting to find exceptions to the theory began. That, too, sucked. To date, we have confirmed that chemistry sucks, theoretical physics sucks, both electrical and mechanical engineering suck, and biology sucks. Electromagnetic Networks is currently ascertaining whether both organic and inorganic chemistry suck. It is believed that yes, they both do, but it has not yet been proven.
wow.
by smooth and metallic () on 11/09/2000 at 21:59 (#1)
you guys suck.
No, WOW!
by CyberHonky v9.25 () on 11/12/2000 at 10:24 (#2)
No, you suck dope head. These guys F*#(in' rule!!
Disparaging the French
by disparagement () on 05/27/2001 at 15:11 (#3)
Putting the French in the 'Necessary Evil' quadrant is no good humor - it looks more like a cheap potshot, or really like disparagement. In doubt? Replace 'French People' with any other ethnic group to test for irrational prejudice (for example under 'Necessary Evil' putting 'Jewish People' or 'Hispanic People').
Only the French
by TheQuotable () on 05/30/2001 at 15:57 (#4)
Only a French person would complain about being placed in the "sucks" category. Which is why they suck.
LOL!
by Del () on 06/13/2001 at 05:10 (#5)
Fuck, just when I thought I've seen everything on the internet. LOL
no they're right
by trollboy () on 06/27/2001 at 13:37 (#8)
No, sorry.. the french just generally suck. To quote the onion on the concord disaster"
"Wow that's more germans than the french killed in WWII"
i am reveiwing this site
by Paul the wall () on 08/28/2001 at 00:44 (#10)
i have to review a site for school on science and this is the perfect site for it. BTW who is paul rieser?
You Forgot...
by Hawklord (hawklord2112@aol.com) on 09/04/2001 at 16:03 (#11)
you forgot taxes. i reckon they suck more than science.
Paul Reiser
by Ham Monger () on 09/04/2001 at 16:11 (#12)
More info on Paul Reiser can be found here. Boy I wanna kick him in the head.
farfugginout
by yo buddy (2tapnrun2@zdnetonebox.com) on 09/06/2001 at 18:24 (#13)
This had to be an exhaustive study as the Lovelace factor of Froggies appear to be dead-nuts, but only when they have just stepped out of the shower! Congrats on an accurate study!
The French Question
by quasibigotBIG (ejack@aol.com) on 09/07/2001 at 11:51 (#14)
I didn't think the french TOOK showers; or baths, or such. Besides, the whole Sucking Coëfficient Question may become moot as it relates to the French: as Bavarians become ever less inclined to screw pigs, the French population has begun to decline precipitously!
French Openers?
by Prorated () on 09/08/2001 at 04:44 (#15)
Would a French person with a bottle opener, opening your beer, suck less that any other dirty frenchman?
What if it's your last beer?
organic chemistry
by chemical reactors rule (sidewinder_forge@gmx.net) on 09/08/2001 at 06:05 (#16)
Hi
Organic chemistry does suck. There are myriads of ways an organic molecule can be written, and most of the time, reality is neither of them all. inorganic chemistry is much more fun, because it involves less mucking about with smelly organic compounds.
brian
(student chemical technology on the technical university of eindhoven)
Thanks you guys!!
by Prof Steven Hawkins (s.hawkins@blackhole.com) on 09/08/2001 at 06:24 (#17)
I thought that I had a good dealer - can you guys tell me where you get your stuff from??
really sucks too much.
by Sucks too much () on 09/08/2001 at 21:33 (#18)
So, if Paul Reiser was dating a frech whore with a degree in science who drives a K-car, and doesn't have a job and drinks all of your beer. That would really^7 suck. Scientifically and theoretically speaking of course.
Definition of Lovelace
by Olsner () on 09/13/2001 at 17:21 (#19)
What is the exact definition of the Lovelace unit?
You
by HA (maxbvalente@hotmail.com) on 10/10/2001 at 00:38 (#21)
This page goes to show the idiotic mentality going around this country. You think you may be funny and amusing but the sad truth is that you are another one of those, ignoranus of an AMERICAN that has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. you make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey thar
by Skelator (blink_skel@yahoo.com) on 10/26/2001 at 09:23 (#22)
your right i wrote this whilst doin my science coursework and its sucks like your ma on a friday night
This site rocks
by Mike Rotch () on 10/30/2001 at 13:56 (#23)
This site is cool and french people do suck enormously as does science!
No, This site sucks
by The Dream () on 10/31/2001 at 21:20 (#24)
All french don't suck, just bigots. People make fun of them because they know they can't get away doing it with black, hispanics, etc.
chemistry
by high () on 11/07/2001 at 09:32 (#26)
what about highly reactive compounds? they do not suck unless they blow up in your face.
omg teh hax!!!!
by wha? (karkosch@uiuc.edu) on 03/12/2002 at 22:21 (#31)
hahahahaha....frenchman suck ass. they always have, and they always will. they can't fight for shit, smell, and sound stupid when they do anything. about the concorde crash, thats almost true. how pathetic is that? not to mention they are socialist, and im sure they would love to be communist, except germany would get pissed and crush them. stupid frenchmen. im proud to see this board turn into a frenchman-bashing site. it pleases me greatly. keep up the good work.
sucks
by handle? () on 03/14/2002 at 12:14 (#32)
Man, science does suck...but I figured out how a calculator works...does science still suck? Yes.
This Site Rocks!
by I'd rather not reveil my identity, my sucky teacher might kill m () on 03/18/2002 at 19:45 (#33)
My Science teacher (Who sucks nearly as much as the subject itself) told us to look up science related websites, so I looked up "science for people that hate science" in the yahoo search engine. I found your site; it rocks! As for the French: I dont have much against them but i sure know the Iraqies suck!
Yea!
by its me that soccer guy whos not going to reviel my ident. () on 03/18/2002 at 19:48 (#34)
Ive decided to make this site my sucky science teacher's homepage. Yea!
BIOLOGY IS EVIL
by Mendel Jr. () on 03/18/2002 at 22:49 (#35)
Genetics must earn it's own office space of suckiness..it's stinks it sucks so bad...just like the um...onions..
Biology Sucks
by Hopeless Romantic () on 03/27/2002 at 16:20 (#36)
I hate Biology with a passion. I have an extremely stupid and useless project due tomorrow. It's not going to be fun. Don't get me wrong, i get really good grades in Bio, but it still really really really sucks. Today in class we watched a movie called "The Race for the Double Helix" with Jeff Goldblum in it from the early 80s and it was extremely sucky. Whoever made this site is a God. Anf French people do suck. So do Canadians. But who REALLY suck are French Canadians...
um, INTERESTING
by To SUCK or NOT to SUCK (igl00@ravemail.co.za) on 04/18/2002 at 05:48 (#38)
THE mere fact that i landed on this site, by typing "science sucks" in the presumptiously intangible editation box of the URL www.google.com. and as if by preliminary defined futality, and the inevitable idea of the stupidity of the act, the results displayed with this site leading the unbeneigning rat race of sequality entries at arbitrary databases spread accros differentiated instances of uncomplex and oppisite levels. so i can freely speculate upon the feeble mind like attempt to conjure the notification and importance of such a cyber entity, containing such a energy source of thought, electricity entities, and other. this not only simplifies the catalistic effects of your statements, but in effect, because of the mass energy deprication, thus proves, science SUCKS!!! AHeaHeaHEaHEAHHAE NEED MORE DOPE!!!
We Am French
by A. Frenchman (LePew@France.Org) on 04/22/2002 at 12:02 (#39)
I admit, I was French. Now I'm American. You know, you grow, you change. I think the reason we hate you so much is that you have such marvels of technology as the shower curtains, coat hangars that curve to the left instead of the right, the Clue-By-Four (which I bought two of so I can try to make my Clue-By-Eight with), and Paul Reiser. Plus you all don't stink as bad, unless you are white and try to rap. That's even lower than we are.
chemistry
by boired () on 04/26/2002 at 11:21 (#40)
Me and my friend sit in Chem class every day and fall asleep. Maybe its because are chem teacher is lower on the food chain then an ameba without tentacles. But still, maybe its because our class has less brain power than a goat with a carrot in front of it. But still chem sucks and so do those damn canadians!!
MATH
by also () on 05/17/2002 at 01:25 (#41)
Math Sucks!!! Being the the base of almost all things that suck (physics, science, chemistry, and even a few french people in history) math has no choice but to suck. Ask anybody in college what class they have that sucks the most, and odds are that they're either going to say math or something that involves math.
PHISICS DOES SUCK
by Senior (rainkingcc@aol.com) on 06/04/2002 at 10:41 (#42)
Its true , its so fucking true. I hate physics worse that that bastard
Response
by Americans Rule () on 06/16/2002 at 15:53 (#44)
Dunno what the hell you're talking about. wait, yes i do. we like defending ourselves. you piss us off and a lot of people die. it's an unwritten very well understood law. don't fuck with the US militarily. you'll get reamed.
duh!
by Tankgirl () on 07/10/2002 at 18:37 (#45)
science sucks on so many unexpicable levels it is unfathomable to your mind.
This site rox
by FieryFaerie86 (SuperGirl51286@hotmail.com) on 09/29/2002 at 17:53 (#47)
I agree....Science (especially chemistry...my teacher bites the big one), French People, and Paul Reiser all suck a whole lot. Whoever made this site is the coolest person alive.
I like eggs.
haha!!
by wonderskunk1 () on 10/03/2002 at 01:07 (#48)
I must say, I know science sucks; I understand how accurate this website is simply because I date a chemistry major...
It also helps me to remember how grateful I am that I have not taken a science or Math class since first semester freshman year...
Well done, whoever put out this study.
Chem>anything else
by chemmajorSOS () on 10/03/2002 at 01:19 (#49)
What the hell. All those bullshit Communications majors make me sick. They get the same diploma I do at the end of four years.. mine is composed of blood, sweat, explosive and corrosive carsinogens and mutinogens, and tears of frustration, and those idiots took "Childrens Programing 101" where all they did was watch Sesame Street and yet they still get to walk across the floor like I do. (see continuation following...)
what the hell
by continued from before () on 10/03/2002 at 01:26 (#50)
.
This site is the devil.
by Your Mom () on 10/24/2002 at 20:54 (#51)
I like Science. In fact, I love Science. I am a double major in Biology and Physics, and it has brought me more pleasure than anything I have ever known. Do not be deceived; Science is the truth, the way, the life. Embrace the truth. Embrace Science.
science
by YourDad () on 11/06/2002 at 12:59 (#52)
I despise Science. In fact, I hate Science. I am a double asshole in Reality, and it has brought me more pleasure than masturbation I have ever known. Do not be deceived; modern reserach is fraudulent, the way of the dollar bill, the corporation. Embrace the truth. Embrace Yourself.
Organic Chemistry
by speedbump (speedbump74@yahoo.com) on 12/07/2002 at 21:40 (#53)
Having conducted several field tests, I have proven (using several laws named after people I have never met, nor ever care to) that Organic Chemistry does in fact suck.
My data clearly shows the trend that once a scientist passes through the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" stage in his/her training all science sucks. This is generally accompanied by a change in termonolgy as well. For example, it becomes no longer appropriate to say "baking soda" as sodium bicarbonate is the correct nomenclature for this highly vesatile compound. Baking soda volcanoes turn into fractional distillations of unknown organinc compunds and its all over from there. I recommend that once this stage is reached, the prospective scientist changes his/her major to english and focuses thier attention on a career in the food industry.
French people suck ASS
by Celt () on 12/13/2002 at 20:55 (#54)
To the guy up there who defended the French: F*** YOU! Every other damned country in the world hates us, so why not take their comments and shove them up their asses?
this sucks
by bitchass (kungpow@aol.com) on 02/01/2003 at 14:26 (#55)
this thing is boring and stupid.
three toed sloths
by ionized () on 02/07/2003 at 14:35 (#56)
no, your mother is boring and stupid. she sucks quite well though
Fromage Bitch!
by mamma jamma (blah@blah.com) on 02/07/2003 at 22:40 (#57)
You smeg-heads wouldn't know a real frog if you seen one! For one, the reason they all have beards is that their armpits stink so God damn bad, that their pit hairs ran to their face to get away from the stink! Another thing, my ex-girlfriend is one of those twits that swears she was Joan-of-the-lost-frickin-arc! What a gimp! She's even in the SCA now sporting a crappy French accent! C'mon, it's bad enough to be a slap-ass moron without having to wear a dunce cap that says I'm with Stupid! And something else, those bastards can't even cook their bread right without spawning some bastard child that looks like a lobster's asshole! Crabs, you jackasses, CRABS!! One-eyed, peg-legged, chicken-shit eating CRABS!! MEOW!!
Europeans Hate French Now!
by Proof (french@suck.com) on 02/19/2003 at 08:28 (#58)
Just read an article about how the French gave shit to the Eastern European countries because they're siding with the Americans in the potential war with Iraq. To sum it up, they said they have to keep their opinions to themselves and side with the EU and basically saying that France should be the power and head of the EU. They thought Americans were arrogant pricks!! What fuck ups.
MAAAH
by 1924 (d12nation@cox.net) on 03/19/2003 at 00:25 (#59)
yuss,5c!3nc3 suxx0rs mai b@llzorz
re:disparaging the french
by forgottenlyre () on 05/07/2003 at 21:19 (#61)
there are a lot of ethnic jokes that are amusing. Many jewish people can laugh at supposedly anti-semitic jokes. This goes for blondes, mexicans, african americans and russians.
heh, I'm not from france, but the favorite joke in my group of friends, (I'm paternally third generation naturalized american, from southern france) Is that I'm a transient, money-lending shitflinging surrender monkey, which supposedly slurs every ethnic group I admit to.
I want to say, whoever made this site, I want to have your babies, unless you're male, then, my brother will have them for me.
How many frenchmen does it take to hold paris?
No one knows, it's never been done.
Organic chemistry
by Biologist(really) () on 05/09/2003 at 15:39 (#62)
The intermediate disturbance hypothesis applied to organic chemistry..... Organic chemistry sucks, while useful, it is completely sucktacular
Communications majors
by BioGrad (werebetter@biomajors.com) on 05/09/2003 at 15:49 (#63)
Yeah...Shit I should've earned two majors. Communications...I took the gen eds and man...communications, psych, history, business, those guys deserve a happy meal for completing their busy work...not a a college degree....I love those guys, but man am I p.o'd
science
by wat? () on 05/25/2003 at 09:59 (#64)
you guys rule, science is shit!!! i needed this for prove. thanks guys
Die Hemingwa
by Neduol (STFU@cia.gov) on 06/05/2003 at 10:58 (#68)
Omg, Science is teh suck, I will kill all who opp0se the history learning realm, Hemingwa shall die!
CHEM SUCKS
by Guyfromaplace () on 06/18/2003 at 16:34 (#69)
Chemistry is taught simply by the least likeable lowest forms of humanity. Any person that would willingly continue to associate with chemistry beyond classes required of them or force it upon others should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Hahahahahahaha
by Ninja (free_earth2002@yahoo.com) on 06/30/2003 at 21:59 (#70)
This site is good for a laugh, I had a few minutes of a laugh, but who wrote it?
French
by Dave Surridge (Bob) on 07/15/2003 at 10:13 (#71)
I agree that science and the french suck. that is the end of it i hope that the sad people on this site will realise this, being in biology rite now i agree!!!!
This Sucks
by ChrisWoj (the_woj@hotmail.com) on 08/24/2003 at 11:23 (#72)
Yes... it really does. Suck.
Laziness
by Me () on 10/25/2003 at 17:42 (#74)
I'm a neuroscience major, and my roommate thought it would humorous to hang this article up. So I'm going to say that my roommate sucks slightly less than Paul Reiser.
BTW...people only hate science because it's not easy. People are lazy. Lazy people are also the ones that believe some god created them so they don't have to worry about finding out how they really came into existence...lazy.
haha
by ha () on 10/30/2003 at 02:01 (#75)
je suis SUCK!
french&science
by Ciel (improvfrenchie@yahoo.com) on 10/31/2003 at 23:51 (#76)
I find putting french people there is quite funny. and I agree wholeheartedly. science sucks. even when involving twinkies.
chem
by wildcat () on 11/13/2003 at 17:30 (#77)
we will be taking a chemistry test in t-minus 2hrs and 35 mins. and it sucks....
L O Freaking L
by THIS SITE IS AWESOME () on 11/18/2003 at 17:03 (#78)
I was on an "I HATE BIOLOGY" tangent and found this site. You are awesome. I will be redundent and say you are very awesome. For another awesome site, go to metricsucks.com WE HATE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!
Money
by TOHARD (Billyiguana@aol.com) on 02/21/2004 at 01:08 (#80)
Science sucks,will spend millions researching ,anti ageing process but wont research maleria drug,as theres no money in it..Still reflects a vain,concieted,barbaric,culture like america....
This site Rocks and thats all
by Goz () on 03/01/2004 at 14:44 (#82)
This site Rocks. It took failing Circuits to realize that science is immaterial and non-existent. And to all the people who really give a shit about the racist thing, hit Alt-F4!
yeah, science sucks
by Some Girl (xtricia07x@hotmail.com) on 03/10/2004 at 16:35 (#85)
i COMPLETELY agree... i hate science .. well learning about it anyway.... especialy when your teacher tears up the ideas you have for your upcoming friggin science expiriment!
Suck bar graph
by TheDougMan (DougYork@aol.com) on 03/11/2004 at 13:01 (#86)
I especially liked the placement of French people suck! on the chart. Though, Perhaps it should be moved up a notch!!!
physics sucks
by nick () on 03/21/2004 at 17:00 (#88)
physics sucks most
Totally agree
by coyote () on 03/29/2004 at 13:35 (#89)
anybody who is a scientist is a pompus, ignorant, egocentric waste of a life. Geologists are the worst. Took a few geology courses out of general interest - what a friggin mistake! All of my profs would run through the material so fast, not bothering to explain it, give no support to the class whatsoever, etc. Naturally, because of this, a lot of the students failed. And the profs would degrade the students with a lot of nasty remarks, like "are you trying to be serious, or are you WASTING YOUR TIME STUDYING?" Scientists do suck!
In chem class...and it just keeps on sucking...
by Student () on 05/20/2004 at 09:54 (#90)
I'm in chem class. supposed to be doing a project. but let me just say that Chemistry does sucks. No way around it. But thats not the half of it, not only does chemistry as the subject itself suck ass. my class has the combined brain power of a rock. Which makes the class suck even more. NOt to mention that both teachers, one who isnt really qualified to be teaching chemistry, is also probably a goat of some sort, a new species that hasn't been discovered. Along with the main chemistry teacher who also happens to suck and a few times, in lab we have seen the amount of suck that can come out of her. For all you chemistry students, i feel your pain.
The French
by chris () on 07/13/2004 at 20:16 (#91)
I've got to agree. Since Napolelean the French haven't done much except suck.
French, or Beer
by Keone () on 07/13/2004 at 20:24 (#93)
i have to say, the french really do suck, they suck a lot, more then i would previously have said possible, however, despite the amount of suck that the french have managed to develope over the years, running out of beer, undeniably sucks more, i mean really, if given the option between having no beer and no french people, or having both, i'd definately put up with the french
c'est indigne!
by Francais () on 08/17/2004 at 10:55 (#94)
tous vous les américains êtes inutile!!!
Re: Comment #94
by Ham Monger () on 08/24/2004 at 10:56 (#95)
For all of you who don't know French, comment #94 translates (fixing poor spelling and capitalization) roughly as follows:
All you Americans are useless.
Of course, knowing that this is an English site you would think that he would have known to put that in English, but lets cut him some slack.
physics SUCKS
by umm yeah () on 11/02/2004 at 10:46 (#96)
i am sitting in my science class right now...and i have to do a project on the physics of body movement... so i put in physics sucks and got this site. and i have to say i completely agree and science and french people SUCK ASS!!!
none
by wtf? () on 11/18/2004 at 23:00 (#97)
science suxxxx i hate it so boring all facts it suxxxxxx in sooo many damn ways i'm suppose to be studying for my science test but i typed "science sucks" in google AHAHHAHHAHHHHHaAA and ppl who say "science is the truth" just look back in time and read all the crap ppl wrote in the old daze, how u know the science we learn now is it crap? ?!?!?!?!??
physics sucks
by engineergrad () on 12/16/2004 at 20:44 (#99)
I just graduated with a degree in engineering, and I have to say physics really SUCKS! Was easily my least favorite class, but you can apply it to do some really cool things, like make a plane fly.(Aerospace engineering major by the way)
Physics Sucking
by Fizix iz not Fun () on 12/17/2004 at 14:28 (#100)
I would have to completely agree that physics sucks. Especially if you're a senior and it's eighth period.
YOUR RIGHT!
by jamie Shank (ilovecheesedoodles@yahoo.com) on 01/18/2005 at 14:46 (#101)
Wow do i agree with this site, i mean me Jamie Shank thinks that science does suck. And the worst part of science is Biology. Biology sucks.
_Jamie SHank
sdf
by boner (sd@sdf.com) on 01/23/2005 at 18:32 (#103)
chemistry sucks major dog crap
free time
by WOW (i do not wish to reveal my identity) on 02/22/2005 at 20:55 (#105)
WOW whoever has this much time to write such a website is very lonely. whoever has time to read this site is exceptionally bored
ScIEnce
by Revolver (megaduck@optonline.com) on 03/09/2005 at 07:49 (#109)
guysss, learning this shit does kinda suck, but without it, well, we'd all be dead by 30 years. This is the shit that helps us understand wtf we are doing when package fruits or give someone blood. if you hate the topic, atleast respect it
this is teh shit
by LIKEHOMIGAWD!!! (roaming_leprechauns) on 04/27/2005 at 14:18 (#112)
your site is teh shit (hence the subject)
i love your graphs!!!
signed,
like HOMIGAWD!!!
The Can and Can Nots
by Physx is Phun () on 05/12/2005 at 14:27 (#113)
It is very simple, there are those who can understand physics and then there are the rest of you who can not, so yea, not being competent enough to understand something like physics must really suck for you!
the french really suck
by waldo () on 05/15/2005 at 22:36 (#114)
and they are needed in the graph to give a benchmark of unpleasentness
Dumb French
by Jonno74 (jonkey3000@hotmail.com) on 05/24/2005 at 22:55 (#115)
I like your style people keep putting shit on the french its funny. and GO ?Western Australia
.....
by logikzer0 () on 07/25/2005 at 23:49 (#117)
You really should limit the characters in this box...
Cross sucks too
by cross sucks (futermillionairewife@hotmail.com) on 09/02/2005 at 17:38 (#118)
Cross country sucks more than science...almost
mostly because of my teacher shes making us do a science FAIR
now i love fairs...dont get me wrong.....but a science fair takes the faris wheel and ponies and sticks them up reider's ass!
sheesh
well i searched it on dogpile and this came up it SO FRIGGIN COOL!
i love you guys
rock fucking on
and the french do suck....and french canadians....DEFFINATLY!
...
by ... () on 09/28/2005 at 17:55 (#119)
Ok, all of us scientists will go away. Have fun being a cave man, getting horrible diseases, and if you're lucky living to thirty. Science is the best class there is.
America
by Enlightenment () on 09/28/2005 at 18:06 (#120)
America is such a moronic country. Every other country hates them and they think it's becuase of their "freedom". That is hilarious. People in America are so obese, they are generally stupid (Our school's grading system is far more advanced than America's.) and all they do is care about the media. They're going to be bombed soon anyway by a bunch of countries that are pissed off at them. What a funny day that will be.
Haha.
by Not American and proud. () on 09/28/2005 at 18:09 (#121)
"tous vous les américains êtes inutile!!!"
Oh how true.
God hates you all
by Fire_Aoucshi () on 10/01/2005 at 14:13 (#123)
E=MC2
Only one thing worse
by JAC-HonoursScience (philipp@philippgrimm.com) on 10/16/2005 at 21:02 (#124)
We all know there's only one thing that's worse than the French, and that's Maple.
Physics Sucks.
by Kerry (MistressVampireRaven@hotmail.com) on 10/18/2005 at 14:26 (#125)
I got a 0% on a physics test today, even though I attempted the work... so I have come to the conclusion that EVERY form of physics sucks. -.-;
Whatever
by dsdddsdsdsdsdsdsd () on 10/31/2005 at 20:26 (#128)
"BTW...people only hate science because it's not easy. People are lazy. Lazy people are also the ones that believe some god created them so they don't have to worry about finding out how they really came into existence...lazy."
Whatever... I'm amazingly good at physics but it still sucks because its frigging redundant. Proper problem solving format especially sucks.
Kyle...
by jms625 () on 11/02/2005 at 09:13 (#129)
...you owe me $15.
haha
by ~pusher~ () on 11/03/2005 at 11:58 (#130)
im doing a science project on this site lol
True
by NoNeedForAHandle () on 11/06/2005 at 18:43 (#131)
ROFL.
Physics licks nut.
i messed up my exam
by chemistry sucks () on 11/10/2005 at 21:43 (#132)
fucking spectroscopy and transition fucking metals suck so much ass they have more sti's than their own fucking oxidation numbers - fuck chemistry
va chier
by anonyme () on 11/13/2005 at 16:42 (#133)
VA CHIER!
Allez tous chier
by Supériorité Intellectuelle () on 11/13/2005 at 16:50 (#134)
Vous êtes tous ignorants et jaloux de notre style de vie. De plus, vous n'êtes que des trouillards qui s'amusent à rire des autres en envoyant des commentaires alors que vous êtes cachés dans votre sous-sol avec la certitude que personne ne vous trouvera. Typiquement américain.
Vous êtes des sans-couilles peureux et lâches qui n'oseraient jamais le dire en face de quelqu'un. Et le plus drôle c'est que le trois quarts de vous couards n'auront pas une seule idée que vous venez d'être réprimadé par un gars qui peut fumer plus de pot sans conséquences, boire plus jeune et coucher avec plus de jolies demoiselles que vous n'oseriez même pas fantasmer de pouvoir faire
En définitive, sortez de vos habitudes, pensez un peu et considérez pendant un bref moment que vous n'êtes pas le centre de l'univers et que le monde entier vous méprise sûrement à cause de vos criss de mentalités méprisantes. Et essayez pas de traduire ceci avec un programme Internet parce que ça aura pas le même effet. En passant, les sciences valent pas de la marde.
hey kyle?
by ryan () on 11/13/2005 at 17:23 (#137)
did you fart?
Kyle
by Kyle () on 11/13/2005 at 17:28 (#138)
Just a little bit
Ah, thank goodness
by Chloe...? () on 11/14/2005 at 03:20 (#139)
It's so nice to finally hear for sure that science sucks. I was worried it was just me.
just what i wanted
by pnkangora () on 11/15/2005 at 20:54 (#141)
hey, i googled "science sucks" cause that is how i am feeling right now, and i want to change my career.
duh
by me (optional) on 11/21/2005 at 00:43 (#142)
yes, this site makes me feel GREAT! science SUCKS!!! what a pathetically sad subject(s). GAWD! WHAT A STUPID EXAM I just had. Why do i try? don't know. imagine doing it all ur life now that is truly sad.
Science BLOWS!!!
by what is this shit? () on 12/02/2005 at 10:54 (#143)
technically science cannot suck, it BLOWS!!! -Bernoullis Principles state that objects move from high to low pressure, therefore science BLOWS!!!
chemistry
by stupidgirl () on 12/09/2005 at 00:38 (#144)
it is true. organic <i> and </i> inorganic chemistry both suck horribly. *shakes head*
yup... it really sucks
by sucker () on 12/31/2005 at 18:22 (#145)
just stumbled across this site while struggling to finish my PhD dissertation in biology... could have saved myself the trouble if I had bothered to check here five years ago!@$%#
sucking the big one
by sucker () on 12/31/2005 at 21:04 (#146)
can I just say it again? science sucks the big dick.
science sucks
by Smokey Mcpot () on 01/23/2006 at 12:55 (#147)
Science does Suck So Does biology
This Site Is Great!!
by Smokey Mcpot () on 01/23/2006 at 12:58 (#148)
If any of you have yahoo m. add my screen name. It is Geo_balls
America kicks ass
by Screw You () on 01/29/2006 at 20:52 (#149)
You
by HA (maxbvalente@hotmail.com) on 10/10/2001 at 00:38 (#21)
This page goes to show the idiotic mentality going around this country. You think you may be funny and amusing but the sad truth is that you are another one of those, ignoranus of an AMERICAN that has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. you make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the Person who said the mesage above: FUCK YOU America is the best country in the whole damn world Thats why America will kick anyones ass. Especialy the french. Because the french people suck a fuck
Ahem.
by SMW () on 01/31/2006 at 17:57 (#150)
Physics sucks indeed. The rest of science, however, is cool. Especially anatomy... For all you uneducated fools, that's where you dissect dead people that bear a remarkable similarity to beef jerky. *giggle sardonically* Math sucks too, it is not qualified to be a science. Boo on math forever!!
Ahem, that is all. Also, may physics die a cruel unatural and painful death. Newton lied about the apple, there was NO apple. Liars, all of them!!!!!!!
P.S.
by SMW () on 01/31/2006 at 18:00 (#152)
We're Canadian and everything sounds sexier in french. By the way, physics sucks many types of ass.
Bio
by oops () on 02/02/2006 at 02:18 (#153)
I would agree, I know canucks who HATE french canadians. I got into a shouting match with a good friend becuase I said all canadians were a-like! Oops was a frigen wrong LMAO! Thoguht the US was prejudice DAHM! ps. BIO SUXS MICHEAL MOORES NASTY BALLS!
made me feal better
by chemstudent () on 02/05/2006 at 21:41 (#154)
This sight made me feal much better while trying to do me chem homework. Yeah the french suck but dont compare them to regular canadians they rock...and yah canadians hate the french canadians too
Suck Factor
by WE SUCK TOO! () on 02/10/2006 at 06:16 (#155)
Physics does indeed, suck. But not when you have one of the greatest intellectual minds of the modern world as your Physics teacher.
what really sucks
by sucker () on 02/21/2006 at 18:09 (#157)
the french suck some, but not that much. what really sucks are science grad advisors. selfish hypocritical fuckers. I know my resume sucks, but look at the point graph. bottle openers rock. don't go to grad school!!!
hilarious
by sparkisan () on 02/28/2006 at 16:00 (#158)
dude this is freakin hillarious and infaormational at the same time i actually am going to use this sight as a referance in my science project.
You guys arn't that smart
by Protazoid () on 03/21/2006 at 22:28 (#160)
This guy isn't making fun of science. He is an engineer who is making fun of people in science, cause engineers rock. It's damn funny too.
But Geology and Astronomy rock!
by Lancer () on 03/22/2006 at 21:11 (#161)
Geology and Astronomy (and some portions of physics like dynamics and relativity) are examples of sciences that don't suck.
Engineering sucks balls though... Particularly Aerospace, Chemical, and Electrical...They are the ultimate in sucktitude. So does ANYTHING that has to deal with chemistry or quantum mechanics.
Physics sucks the most...
by Hetghfg () on 03/24/2006 at 08:52 (#162)
even more than waking up in the night to find a giant gerbil standing over you with an axe.
rofl, this site is mad
by darkreigner () on 03/30/2006 at 20:14 (#163)
i discovered this site during my science lesson at skool. i just googled science sucks and found this site. u guys rock the socks of everything that sucks. although, science doesnt suck if ur experimenting with beer and steak. thats always a good idea to experiment with beer and food. beer science rocks!
Preach It, Brotha
by Hutch (hutcha@blair.edu) on 04/19/2006 at 20:50 (#165)
This is some damn good shit. Finally someone gets what millions of kids for decades have been thinking. Quite simply, science sucks. That's all there is too it. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. And those that can't teach gym, teach science. That's how low it is.
And while the French as a people do suck, atleast the rest of the world isn't pissed at them. They may suck as a people, but they didn't invade another country based on false acqusations.
But that's off topic. Anyway, your site rocks, you get it.
Keep on preachin' it
-A Poor Student Stuck In Sophomore Chemistry
something sucks
by poopsicle () on 06/07/2006 at 17:19 (#166)
no science doesn't suck, its science math that sucks, and people who can't teach it.
sucks
by my junk (endofsound45611@hotmail.com) on 08/19/2006 at 20:10 (#168)
writing this damn comment sucks, but im interested in how much it sucks to do scientific experiments even though it sucks so much to so, the worst part is that to scientifically find out how much it sucks to do scientific experiments it sucks that you need to do scientific experiments that suck.
Theory postuation.
by Engineer looking for a sales job .... () on 08/31/2006 at 09:09 (#170)
H0:
France sucks. Paul Reiser is from New York. New York is really part of Paris. Paris is part of France. Paul Rieser therefore is highly French.
Conclusion:
High corrolation between Paul Reiser and France.
PS - Computer Science does suck.
No LIe
by Waner (shanethomps@hotmial.com) on 09/13/2006 at 13:30 (#171)
Science does suck so much
I Was Ejected
by Destro () on 09/29/2006 at 03:24 (#173)
I was ejected from only two classes in high school: Biology and Chemistry. Was it a coincidence that they were both sciences? I think not.
FYI: Chemistry teachers get ANGRY when you show up without your homework and proceed to read dirt bike and paintball review magazines for the duration of every class.
AWESOME
by huh? (crap@crap.crap) on 10/20/2006 at 09:50 (#174)
i'm soooooooo going to give this to my AP Chemistry teacher.
It's so hot.
by Orgasmic Chemistry () on 11/01/2006 at 06:18 (#175)
Man I hate chemistry, math, physics and practically everything piece of shitty module that requires an exam.
Instead of organic chemistry, how about learning orgasmic chemistry. Furthermore, it will be Hands-on Orgasmic Chemistry. You can also choose the new biology module "Human Procreation in Action". That will be fun. Very Very Fun.
You
by I (Hate) on 11/26/2006 at 03:31 (#177)
I hate you all.
Science is indeed all lies.
by anti-science () on 11/27/2006 at 02:02 (#179)
Man, what a relaxing site.
Of course science sucks.
All lies. Research only from "scientists" eyes. And things that occur to them is what they consider "truth" out there and they teach that shit to us...
"Science" is a belief which is a doubt...keep yourself in there, and things will go accordingly with them...
Free yourself from "science"....then things are different. Believing in science is only trapping yourself in it...
Even all that history stuff most mention is full of shit...with all the wiping out of indigenous peoples...*pfeh* true truth is coming back...
Then again...trust your senses...not their doubts (the scientist belief). If someone tells you that you're giving up because "you're not facing reality", tell that someone that it's him/her that's giving up for not FIGHTING "reality." In other words...reality is a ton of shitheaded lies forced upon us...just to trap us in because they don't want "crazy people" doing radical shit to bring justice.
Then again. Science is NOT Nature. FUck the complexities. I'll go by simplicity to find truth...the primitive way...
My favorite quote:
"Just because it's 'proven' that I 'can't' ever be happy at any moment ain't mean I won't ever be happy at any moment"
Materials...
by Chris (appz_wizzard@bellsouth.net) on 12/09/2006 at 16:07 (#180)
Iron Carbon phase diagrams REALLY suck...especially those damn TTT diagrams...
amazing
by hey () on 02/21/2007 at 14:57 (#204)
science sucks a lot and i farted.
which is not science
its hershey squirts
yay
Science sucks
by A.Fed () on 02/22/2007 at 23:03 (#205)
IM FUCKED FOR MY BIO TEST 2morrow BECAUSE MY TEACER IS A FUCKEN BITCH!! u guys rule!!
11 HOUR IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!
Science SUCK!
by aarrraggg () on 02/25/2007 at 23:07 (#206)
preparing for organic chemistry exam on friday: 20 hours wasted
writing microbiology paper: 5 hours wasted
doing physics problems: 8 hours wasted
googling "science suck" and posting comment on this website: timeless
BRILLIANT!
by uakron () on 03/14/2007 at 09:44 (#207)
The suck quotient is spot on...
truely revolutionary stuff here.
Chem lab sucks
by Chem Labittch () on 03/18/2007 at 17:28 (#208)
If I want to see something turn blue, all I need are some shrooms.
fuck the french indeed
by ru486 () on 04/11/2007 at 01:43 (#209)
I'd rather be addicted to meth than take another physics course @ WVU.
Irony
by Person () on 05/19/2007 at 04:30 (#211)
Isn't ironic that science eventually gave us the internet. Yes science and school are boring, but saying science sucks is like saying being a cave man is a higher standard of living then what it is today.
Standards my a$$
by Hoouhh. () on 07/16/2007 at 01:58 (#212)
There is no such thing as cavemen.
It's either prospering rural communities in simply joy, or oppressed people in this capitalist society that loves to screw over such rural communities, by jacking resources, and
turning them into your "3rd world country."
Fu*king stop overrating science. We don't need machines. We just need ourselves, like a family.
Irony my a$$. We are forced into a society to use these machines. Just because we're using them, we ain't need all that "ouuh, you're using this machine, so don't even talk back."
Instead, we ought to press on, and go at our will, while reducing the oppression.
well well Mr.Amish
by uh? () on 09/14/2007 at 23:06 (#213)
rural communities suck. All they do is work all day and then they have nothing else to do.
Today's society allows you to focus in doing what you love, without having to purely worry about the basic needs. Unless you decide not to take advantage of these resources by not going to the university.
Also if you wish to live in a rural area you still can. Like they say "If you don't like it you can just git out!
Amish My ASS
by uh? Wha? () on 09/15/2007 at 22:46 (#215)
University is a man-made illusion. Do what we like? you mean do things that subdue the earth?
What the hell you talking about? We work NO MATTTER WHAT ALL DAY! Rural or not.
University is not a natural resource. It's a bunch of schools that chop down trees and waste so much paper every year, just for the sake of "education" when we should ALL be using all the work to grow food and feed each other. We wouldn't be having poverty if those damn military bases and waste of time natural resource-subduing places wasted space that would be good for gardening.
Get out? Why not get out of the fuc-king world?
Mr. Intellect
by Chemistry BLOWS MORE THAN A LEAF BLOWER () on 09/18/2008 at 13:35 (#216)
by To SUCK or NOT to SUCK (igl00@ravemail.co.za) on 04/18/2002 at 05:48 (#38)
"THE mere fact that i landed on this site, by typing "science sucks" in the presumptiously intangible editation box of the URL www.google.com. and as if by preliminary defined futality, and the inevitable idea of the stupidity of the act, the results displayed with this site leading the unbeneigning rat race of sequality entries at arbitrary databases spread accros differentiated instances of uncomplex and oppisite levels. so i can freely speculate upon the feeble mind like attempt to conjure the notification and importance of such a cyber entity, containing such a energy source of thought, electricity entities, and other. this not only simplifies the catalistic effects of your statements, but in effect, because of the mass energy deprication, thus proves, science SUCKS!!! AHeaHeaHEaHEAHHAE NEED MORE DOPE!!!"
It's spelled opposite. Also, Energy starts with a Vowel sound; a short 'E' sound. Thus, the proper conjunction to be used before the word 'energy' would have been AN; not A.
Chemistry sucks
by Bob () on 11/26/2008 at 08:02 (#219)
yea i agree chemistry sucks big dick. Im in Chem class right now and it all seems Greek to me. As far as Im concerned it all sucks and French people suck too. But American made trucks dont suck.
Science Blows!!!!
by Chooch () on 12/03/2008 at 19:00 (#220)
Ya... Science sucks my huge hairy balls... and whoever thought it was a good idea to invent science fair projects....Fuck you!!!
concering graph!
by idk what to put () on 01/28/2009 at 20:11 (#221)
lol that graph is funny and i TOTALLY agree that science sucks! ecspecially when you have to study for earth science midterms!!! but i am french and i would like to know why french ppl suck
science sucks
by nickolust (johnjaco8451@yahoo.com) on 02/16/2009 at 14:52 (#222)
you guys are amazing. science blows chunks
go you
by poo () on 03/09/2009 at 19:00 (#223)
science sucks so much i wanna stab it in the face !!!!!!!
i love this site cause it shares my hatred for science!
guess what... engineers suck too
by sucker () on 03/23/2009 at 19:18 (#224)
Hyperdimensional parameter spaces suck, but not as bad as crappy Markov chain Monte Carlo algorithms that get stuck on suboptimal solutions. And even these things don't suck as much as the crappy code that goes into scientific software. So fuck you, engineers suck too.
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