Updated: Yesterday's slogan was intended to reflect customer feeling after hiring Electromagnetic Networks as a consulting firm, but upon deeper inspection, we discovered that this was only encouraging the engineers to party more, rather than the customers. Taking a leaf from the Cupertino worldview: "Unbelievably great."
Updated: Okay, so we couldn't believe that one either. Let's try this slogan out: "Implausibly good."
Updated: Yesterday's slogan is as graceful as a backhoe going on a rampage through 720 megabits of fiber-optic. Let's try a slogan a little closer to reality: "About what you expect."
