Updated: Yesterday's slogan is accurate, but we fired two people anyway. Looking to the Laboratories for inspiration, we have managed to come up with a new direction: "Our engineers aren't as drunk as you think."
Updated: Yes they are. Trying again: "Our engineers are as drunk as you think."
Updated: Sacrificing wishful thinking for accurate, punchy prose: "You have no idea how drunk our engineers are."
Updated: Yesterday's slogan is just not a good idea. Perhaps more distance when inspecting the Laboratories is required. Electromagnetic Networks: "Party time."
