Updated: Yesterday's slogan is just not reassuring. We are proud to present our new slogan: "Our quality is reflected in our numbers."
Updated: We initially liked yesterday's slogan a great deal, until we pulled up our sales figures for last quarter and had to go on a firing spree. One of our accountants proposed a new twist to the slogan: "We make our numbers."
Updated: Since the entire point of the new slogans is to help us make our numbers, as it were, we sent yesterday's slogan back to Accounting and asked for a quick touch-up. With no further ado, here is our new slogan: "We make up our numbers."
Updated: We fired the accountant who came up with yesterday's slogan. Avoiding the appearance of impropriety is Electromagnetic Networks' number one focus (after making money, of course). Here is the new revision: "Our quality is inaccurately reflected by our numbers."
Updated: Yesterday's slogan is not quite right somehow. Since Accounting has been doing fairly well up to this point, we have continued to rely on them for subtle changes. Here is the new Electromagnetic Networks slogan: "Our quality is reflected by inaccurate numbers."
Updated: Dmitrius: I had to take a quick jaunt out of town. Can you please make sure this new slogan gets posted? Use my template. Insert excuse as to why previous slogan failed. Add new slogan from Accounting (after mentioning Electromagnetic Networks): "We make up our numbers."
