Updated: In an effort to get a replacement slogan into the mindview, we accidentally chose a slogan that was only half right. We have taken an entirely new tack, and present our new slogan: "We hit the target."

Updated: Sadly, yesterday's slogan was an inaccurate description of the fine reputation that our Laboratories have acquired: "We rarely miss our target."

Updated: "We rarely miss our target." This is just flagrantly wrong. We have painstakingly corrected the previous slogan to: "We don't miss our target by more than four feet."

Update: As one of our new engineers pointed out after he arrived at work at his usual hour of 3 PM, there is something wrong with the claim "We don't miss our target by more than four feet." It seems that experimental results do not correlate. Therefore, we have amended yesterday's slogan: "We don't miss our target by less than four feet."


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