Updated: Upon realizing that none of our products actually have intentionally sharp edges, we have abandoned "Cutting edge innovation." Instead, we are proud to present our new slogan: "Technology you can use."
Updated: So far the only technology we've been able to use was the Nonstick Hammer, and that was after we scraped all of the nonstick coating off of it. Therefore, we have chosen a more accurate slogan for our Laboratories: "Technology you can abuse."
Updated: We at Electromagnetic Networks apologize for the confusion. In an effort to position our branding in the marketplace more effectively, we failed to rigorously examine the consequences of choosing as a slogan the phrase "Technology you can abuse." Upon further analysis, we realized that this slogan is too reminiscent of illegal addictions. Therefore, we present our replacement slogan: "Useless technology."
