Updated: We don't know how this keeps happening. We fired another couple of accountants for this. Here's our new effort: "Something is terribly wrong."
Updated: Yesterday's slogan lacked a certain panache. We have given the manager in charge of the New Slogans project one final attempt before we handed him his pink slip: "Everything is terribly wrong."
Updated: After yesterday's slogan went down like a lead balloon, we decided that we would follow time-tested product analysis techniques, and solicit suggestions at the local shopping mall. Here is the slogan they produced that best represents the Laboratories' path in the marketplace: "We put the sex in your mom."
Updated: Somebody is going to get retroactively fired for that stinker. Further, we have now instituted a strict policy of giving cookies to our test audiences after their opinions have been solicited. Moving along, here is the best slogan we could come up with after yesterday's disgrace. Electromagnetic Networks: "Because we want to."
Updated: Nikolaius pointed out that yesterday's slogan is not quote accurate. Electromagnetic Networks: "We don't wanna."
