Electromagnetic Networks Warehouse

Electromagnetic Networks' Remuneration Separation Division is proud to present, for sale to the consumer with an eye for value, our entire line of Electromagnet Networks branded merchandise. All of our products are based upon ideas developed in our very own Laboratories. With no further ado, we present for your perusal an exhaustive list of our products available for purchase...

• Clue-by-Xs (press release)
  Available in a variety of sizes and with a wide range of add-ons, our Clue Sticks are sure to provide all the clue-imparting power you could wish for. Currently sold out.
• Emergency Field Trousers Replacement Kits (press release)
  Suitable for any emergency in the field, these high-quality trousers and accessories come in a variety of shades, sizes, and quantities.
• Redundant Arrays of Independent Paperweights (press release)
  If transient chronic gravity failure is bothering you, our Redundant Arrays of Independent Paperweights can help!
• Booze-o-Matic Units (press release)
  Once you own a fine Booze-o-Matic, the fear of forgetting the location of your bottles of liquor will no longer keep you awake at night. Sales coming soon!