Emergency Field Trouser Replacement Kits

Available in a variety of sizes and colors, these Kits are just what every technology professional needs during times of unexpected stress. The included trousers can be ordered in any color or size (subject to availability), and eliminate the need for speedy homeward trips during emergencies.

Each Kit comes with a unique environment-resistant Trouser Containment Unit (TCU) for keeping fresh trousers clean and eliminating worries of contamination by spoiled trousers. We also include detailed instructions for speedy and correct deployment in the field.

If you upgrade to the Professional Kit, you also receive our very own Sub-Trou^(TM) Comfort Enhancement System (CES), and a free roll of highest-grade Hazard Resolution and Containment (HR&C) Brown-Shield^(TM). The High Availability upgrade provides five Professional Kits (trousers, Sub-Trou^(TM) CES, plus a roll of HR&C Brown-Shield^(TM)), each individually wrapped in their own TCUs, and packaged in a attractive larger TCU.

Emergency Field Trouser Replacement Kit (EFTR-K)	$49.99
Available in a range of colors and sizes (please specify preference when ordering), in a custom TCU.
Emergency Field Trouser Replacement Professional Kit (EFTR-PK)	$89.99
Upgrade to the power of Sub-Trou(TM) CES and HR&C Brown-Shield(TM)!
Emergency Field Trouser Replacement High Availability Kit (EFTR-HA)	Sale! $399.99
Our most advanced kit yet, containing 5 EFTR-PKs in their own TCUs, and an additional TCU for the entire kit.
Special Options for that special systems administrator in your life
Gift Wrapping (per EFTR-K or EFTR-PK)	$9.95
Gift Wrapping (for the EFTR-HA)	$21.95
Overnight Shipping from our headquarters in Maryland (direct orders only).	Varies by location