I love my board, I want it to love me.
When I get charged, I want you to ground me.
I search my desk, for something to ground me.
I forget my strap, and now that will ground me.

I don't want any other board
When I think about it I ground myself
Ohh, I don't want any other board
Oh no, oh no, oh no.

Its the one with the smooth voltage
Its the board that shocks me blind
When its around I'm always jumping
Cause I'm the path to ground.

I close my eyes, and hope it will shock me
Think I would die, if it were too beefy.
A fool could see, just how bad it is for me.
I get down on my knees, and try to look forward.

I don't want any other board
When I think about it I ground myself
Ohh, I don't want any other board
Oh no, oh no, oh no.

I love my board, I want it to love me.
When I get charged, I want you to ground me.
I search my desk, for something to ground me.
I forget my strap, and now that will ground me.

I don't want any other board
When I think about it I ground myself
Ohh, I don't want any other board
Oh no, oh no, oh no.

I want it, I don't want any other board
And when I think about it, I ground myself
Ooch! Ooch! Ow, Ow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

I don't want any other board
When I think about it I ground myself
Ohh, I don't want any other board
Oh no, oh no, oh no.

(repeat to fade)
I don't want any other board
When I think about it I ground myself
Ohh, I don't want any other board
Oh no, oh no, oh no.